My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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