i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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