Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
this is an emotional support booty call
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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