I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Drunk is not a location!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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