so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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