covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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