i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
