you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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