I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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