Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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