Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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