garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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