I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
