yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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