He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
