And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
