Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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