only if we run a train.
done.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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