Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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