Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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