the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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