He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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