But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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