they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Come see our sink grown plant.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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