I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize