do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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