would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
