Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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