My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm jealous of your bromance
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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