ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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