I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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