I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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