Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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