She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
how drunk are you?
Several
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
