Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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