no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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