are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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