when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This baby is an asshole
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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