Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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