i already hear my dad disowning me
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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