Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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