Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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