how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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