dude i'm inner monologue high
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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