i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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