If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
