Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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