I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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