One girl and one boy is just not enough.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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