Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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