i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so that wasnt chicken after all
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The feeling are messing with the penis
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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