If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
