we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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