found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
