theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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