it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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