I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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